I'm a woman who knows what she wants and knows how to get what she wants. I was born in Russia and was adopted at a young age and no, I will not pee on you. If you don't get the joke you should probably just move along now. I'm sassy, I'm blunt, I'm not going to beat around the bush. What you see is what you get with me and I'm looking for someone who will be able to keep up with me. Are you up for the challenge?

I'm a business owner and have been for the past fifteen years. I own Diamonds Are Forever and I specialize in antique jewelry. This means that you won't be able to woo with me expensive diamonds because, chances are, I've already had a look at what you're trying to give me and I might end up selling it out of my store.

Obviously, I'm very good at getting what I want. I'm also good at a sassy or witty comeback so don't be surprised when I'm able to keep up with you. I'm also really good at what I do which is selling people things and that's the reason I've been in business as long as I have. I'm also really good at all things oral and physical. If you don't know what I mean, please don't contact me.

Books: Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure by John Cleland, Luckiest Girl Alive by Jessica Knoll, Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
Movies: Mullholland Drive, Fatal Attraction, Requiem for a Dream, Rosemary's Baby, I'm No Angel
Shows: Game of Thrones, Westworld, House of Cards, Masters of Sex, The Affair, The Fall
Music: Indie Rock and Alternative
Food: Anything fancy and nice.

• My jewelry collection
• Bright red lipstick
• Cellphone
• Coffee
• Wine
• My fantastic wit and charm

My business and how much of a workaholic I am. If you love what you do, it's something that's always on your mind. I also think about wine and sex a lot. Yes, they are interchangable.

Going out to a bar or restaurant and having a wonderful meal with good drinks.

I'll be honest and blunt with you: I'm too old for tinder and I'm here mostly for something casual. I've been married before and I am probably not going to be the person who ends up being your wife. I'm a handful and you'll need to be able to deal with someone who isn't afraid to speak her mind and will tell you exactly like it is. The sex is going to be good, though, that much I can say. If you're able to handle a challenge, message me and we'll see if you can pass the test.